
Welcome to my delicious blog. This is the first post ever. In 20 years the value of this first post will probably skyrocket to 2 to 3 times the value it has at this point. Kind of like a Mookie Wilson 1980 Topps rookie card.
The point of this whole shebang is to dream of a utopian world where everything is awesome and only good things are highlighted. I will point out some things you may not have thought about or maybe slipped your mind for awhile. We cannot forget the past or we will be doomed to repeat it.
On that note, we should probably forget about the bowl cut so that we will be graced with its resurgent presence. No doom here people. Ahhhh....the bowl cut. American institutions are rare. French fries, the two dollar bill, baseball, mormonism, leather american flag jackets, the Marlboro man, democracy, and Enrique Iglesias are all good examples. How could we forget about America's most beloved haircut? I feel the bowl cut should be atop of this prestigious list.
I'm moving to bring back this American institution. Remember the good old days when you could walk down the street and a sea of beautiful bowlcuts would be waving gently in the sunlight?
America is a tumultuous place in this day and age. Maybe a resurgence of bowlcuts would help fix our problems. Maybe this seemingly inconsequential act would help unite us all in good taste and thus unite us all in spirit